Episodes

Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Les, Kurt, and Jason join the search party for The Lost Valentine, a Hallmark Hall of Fame film starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Betty White. One thing that was found: Gil Gerard's career! (Who knew Gil Gerard shaming could be a thing?) Kurt describes the east coast weather as a June Squibb (a surprising number of our episodes are tagged with June Squbb's name). The guys read serious "swinger dinner party" subtext into one of the scenes, learn that Captain Stubing was an abusive father, agree that public proposals are bad bad bad, and confuse one of the characters with Neo from the Matrix (or was it R&B singer Ne-Yo)... all while name-checking Lance Bass' movie "On the Line," Hoku, Don Ho, and the demise of the CableAce Awards.
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Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
Tuesday Jun 11, 2019
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Friday May 31, 2019
Friday May 31, 2019
After Les, Kurt, and Jason discuss William H. Macy's most-unfortunate trip to the grocery store, they dive right into Hallmark's "Perfect on Paper." Or, at least, Les and Jason THOUGHT they were watching "Perfect on Paper"... until they realize they were duped. They finally found the correct movie, and Hallmark, you had us at the words "Morgan Fairchild!" But then you also gave Les, Kurt, and Jason a reason to start debating the height of King Kong, theories on abnormally fast-growing hair, the most violent scalding hot meet cute ever, and... A MAKEOVER MONTAGE that made Les VERY happy... but not happy enough to walk up a hill.
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Friday May 24, 2019
Friday May 24, 2019
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Wednesday May 15, 2019
Wednesday May 15, 2019
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Tuesday May 07, 2019
Tuesday May 07, 2019
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Friday May 03, 2019
A (not-so-short) Update on Lori Loughlin and... Blac Chyna
Friday May 03, 2019
Friday May 03, 2019
Even though Kurt watched the assigned Kristin Chenoweth Lifetime Christmas movie, Les and Jason couldn't pull it together because Avengers: Endgame is 5000 hours long. So instead, the guys give some updates on Lori Loughlin and the college admissions scandal and end up learning about Blac Chyna, as one does.
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2019
Ghosts! Time Travel! Parallel Universes! Rob Estes! Edge of the Garden!
Tuesday Apr 23, 2019
Tuesday Apr 23, 2019
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Les, Kurt, and Jason give the latest update on Lori Loughlin before diving into a movie about postpartum depression, new friendship, cheating, murder, and the wrong way to store orange juice and Marie Callender pies.
Feel free to transcribe this podcast for use in your college thesis... or just bring Nancy Walker back from the dead to do a Google search for you.
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Tuesday Apr 09, 2019
True Love Blooms for Sara Rue, Mary Tyler Moore, and Marie Kondo
Tuesday Apr 09, 2019
Tuesday Apr 09, 2019
This movie has EVERYTHING one could want in a Hallmark movie: A busy woman with no time for love. A high-powered man who threatens to take away the only joy in the woman's life holds. A premise that involves some aspects of DIY (hello, gardening!). A buildup to a big event in town (this movie has THREE of those events, BTW). The community rallying together. And a single somewhat chaste kiss. As the guys sort through it all, Les and Jason point out to Kurt all of the very blatant produce innuendo that he missed.
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