A Lifetime of Hallmark

Achieve Your Killer Dream Home with A Sneakiness Strategies Master Class

March 27, 2020

Les, Kurt, and Jason's Blac Chyna news is overshadowed by the new news-to-Les's-husband that Gary Coleman passed away... 10 years ago. With that sad news out of the way, the guys are ready to move into Lifetime's Killer Dream Home, a movie about a murdery Gorton's Fisherman in a red Handmaid's Tale-style poncho and her quest to do enough Lifetime movies to earn her SAG-AFTRA benefits for a year. You know you're in for a wild ride when the first person killed is our beloved Killer Grandma, and the police will be on the case just as soon as somebody puts the correct postage on her letter alerting them of the danger that lies ahead. Does this movie feature some epically bad snooping? Yes (according to Les)! It also features the worst gaslighter ever and very hot people looking super hot even as they're surrounded by murder that could've been avoided if they had only called in a team of psychic mediums.

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