Salt-N-Pepa Seasons Lifetime with a Really Good Biopic Filled with Montages

Les, Kurt, and Jason have a new show open! And a new Blac Chyna Report intro. It couldn't come at a better time since Kurt quickly recaps an entire episode of Blac Chyna's reality show and Les reveals that he has TWO contacts that have worked with June Squibb and thinks it's only a matter of time before she comes on the podcast (just mathematically speaking). Then it's time for a new Lifetime genre: the black lady entertainer biopic, kicking off with Salt-N-Pepa (though the kicking better be gentle in case Pepa's feet are hurt from her Flintstones car). That roof may be in disrepair, too, after Kurt jumped on it the first time he heard our podcast on a computer while his dad watched Lacey Chabert solve crime and crossword puzzles! Best fun fact learned in this move: the song "Push It" was recorded in a bathroom! Best line in the movie: Salt, while in labor, being told to "push it real good!" Best realization: that if there's ever a biopic about this podcast, Jason would be the Spinderella. 

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